Tuesday, January 21, 2014

FUNNY RELATIONSHIP STUFF: Some Insights about Love & Relationships :)

 Our relationship seems to work because I'm really young and he's really rich.
"I love gold-mining in the (old) 'burbs!"

  and then i told her "woman i am the man of this house and what i say goes, which pretty much sums up how i ended up out here talking to you (a beaver)
The Alpha Male knows how to handle his Woman...
communication is key to any good relationship. That includes occasionally shutting the f--k up
Essence of a Good Marriage...
when a woman is upset hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. if she starts to growl retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolates at her.
How to read a woman...
sometimes i wake up in the morning look over at my husband and think...man, he's lucky.
A little appreciation goes a long way.
about free milk, and sausages - FUNNY RELATIONSHIP JOKES
It used to be about the Birds and the Bees, these days it's about Cows and Pigs.

(...truth is, the milk has curdled...)

 wow, honey the house is so clean, was the internet down for a while today?

Having an understanding hubby when you're a stay-at-home wife...
he said he wanted an open relationship - FUNNY RELATIONSHIP JOKES
Giving them what they want...
pick up the pizza cos ive been pinning recipes all day....FUNNY RELATIONSHIP JOKES
The busy housewife...
 start the project - FUNNY RELATIONSHIP JOKES
Need a mechanic, builder, carpenter, plumber? Get a husband!

TREAT THEM LIKE KIDS - FUNNY RELATIOINSHIPS

The Nanny State...
DESPERATE DATING
Graveyard dating...again?
keep the fights clean & the sex dirty... :)
Unless you're fighting with chocolate... :)

appreciation 

Seniors can be very appreciative...

CAR SURVIVAL STRATEGIES - FUNNY RELATIONSHIP JOKES

Car strategies for surviving WOMD...
ADDICTED TO POSTING ONLINE........

You realise there's a problem when she's more addicted to You (tube) than ... You!
BREAKUP JOKES - FUNNY RELATIONSHIPS
"I don't care if  you've parted the Dead Sea, take the rubbish out tonight!"
take me for what i am - funny relationship jokes
How to write a winning, dating-profile.... 
Sorry I didn't make our couples therapy appointment...funny relationship jokes
"Actually er.. there was this big shopping sale on Queen Street..."
funny relationship jokes
Finding your Soul Mate...
funny relationship jokes
 Establish clear lines of communication in your relationship...
 trash girl - funny relationship jokes
Me jealous of the darn trash? No way!
 funny relationship jokes - reignite love blog
 EUREKA!
funny relationship jokes
At least it tastes good...give me a BF that tastes as good as transfat-chips?
yep
I'm totally flexible so long as you do it my way!
(cross-wired?)
Being understanding about her weird, er, I mean different, circuitry...
funny relationship jokes - peace and goodwill at holidays time
How to dispense Peace and Goodwill this Holidays...