Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Dating Mistake 101 - When You Stand HER UP

What?? You Stood HER UP?? Oh, No!!



Dating Mistake 101 - Watch what happens when you stand HER Up?!

There's NO Greater Fury than a Woman Scorned!

Especially on THIS Day of the Year! 

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Committed the above mistake? Here's some Valentine's Smiles
for HER when the storm clears.

9 to 5 Love


My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days for the first few months of the year. In spite of his hectic schedule, he took time out to order me flowers for Valentine’s Day. While pondering what sweet endearment to write on the card, he obviously began thinking of the many hours of work still ahead of him. His note read: “Roses are red, violets are blue. If I weren’t thinking of you, I’d probably be through.”  —Contributed by Cindy Wolf 

Pastoral Passion


The lingerie store where my aunt works was crowded with shoppers selecting Valentine’s Day gifts for their wives. A young businessman came to the register with a lacy black negligee. My aunt noticed that the next customer, an elderly farmer, was holding a long flannel nightgown and kept glancing at the younger man’s sexier choice. When it was his turn, the farmer placed the nightgown on the counter. “Would you have anything in black flannel?” He asked.
—Contributed by Christine A. Pandolfo

Perfectly Paired Puns


As Valentine’s Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered that his favorite red-plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had the “perfect Valentine.” I had the pants repaired, and gift-wrapped them. On the package I put a huge red heart on which I printed: “My Heart Pants for You.” I was the surprised one, however, when I saw the same heart taped to our formerly empty, but now overflowing, wood box. On it he had written: “Wood You Be My Valentine?”
—Contributed by Mary Lou Pittman


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FOR MEN


Now Learn From His Dating Mistake

RULE 1: Avoid this Cardinal Sin! Never stand HER up OR forget Valentine's Day (or her pressie). We don't care if it's a small box of chocoloates or ONE stem of rose . Just make sure you have got her a GIFT - just to show you think of her and appreciate the fact that she is YOUR gal!!  We don't care if you've been dating forever - she is still your gal isn't she??  In fact the longer you are together the more effort you should make for both your happiness.

It's a person's actions that lend credibility to their words. Words are cheap, and anyone can say them but only real men will follow through and back up their (positive) words with (relevant) action - and if you over-deliver on your action, women will be attracted to you in droves. You know the adage "Action speaks louder than words"?  This is especially true when it comes to LOVE and RELATIONSHIPS.

RULE 2: Never forget RULE 1 - unless you like spending your nights alone in the DOG house!

Is she annoyed with you forever and a day and going out with OTHER GUYS?

How to GET HER BACK before ANOTHER GUY steals her away from YOU - Go Here:

Tip: Speed is definitely essential. An angry or disappointed woman won't have any trouble finding OTHER Men - they'll find her! She's vulnerable and an easy prey for hungry wolves who are on the prowl for a fast meal!


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FOR WOMEN

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